wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if I put my education on Facebook as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry???? wouldn’t that be so fresh???
bored and horny are my two strongest and most frequent emotions
Find someone who makes you feel drunk when you’re sober.
So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
October is the best month
the number on the weighing scale doesn’t matter when my favorite pair of jeans can still fit me
A new year full of all new adventures.